Jeremy Duley

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Them Aliens Raping EVERYBODY Out Here!!!

You laughed at my tomahawk peace pipe that doubled as a bong, you laughed at my zombie proof electric fence, you laughed at my tin foil condoms…..ok that one wasn’t thought out.

However behold the following story from the depths of the ConSphere on the interwebs (conspiracy sphere). The President has released evil and violent aliens into our streets! Listen, don’t get thrown off the trail here by a bunch of stupid facts. We have to read between the lines here my brothers and sisters!

“to release thousands of criminal aliens onto the streets”

Really Mr. President? You had to release a bunch of damn space aliens??? Then you release not just space aliens, but CRIMINAL SPACE ALIENS into our streets. WTH man!!!! Why couldn’t you have released some Ewoks or some shit like that? Maybe ET’s cousin who just wants to eat some candy and phone home (I hope he’s ok with Skype, interstellar calls are expensive as hell!!).

Mr. President if you thinks I’m just going to wait around for Darth Vader to show up at my doorstep and kick my dog you’ve got another thing coming!!! I’m starting an Anti-Alien Militia! So Mr. President you can have my Glock, because I won’t be needing it any more, my militia uses ray guns, HA! Gotha there pal!!! We’ve got “LASERS”.

For those interested, please report to the City Park this coming Saturday morning at 10am for light saber training.